Accused stands forth for committing the following crimes:
- Maintaining an atrocious fuel efficiency rating, which probably comes as no surprise to anyone. Note that the Wikipedia link suggests the fuel ratings of an ordinary Hummer (H2), so applying these estimates to the "Hummersine" may be conservative.
- Contributing to invidious social comparisons and heightening consumer reliance on "false needs." Even if your prom was on a mountain, the length of this sucker would probably prevent you from climbing the peak at the 70 degree angle that you require.
The only good thing about this vehicle is that the first time that I saw one this past weekend it gave me a good laugh.
